Today I made fried egg on toasted bagel and hot tea with only one functional hotplate, broken faucet, and most kitchenware still packed away. Here’s how.
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Second teaser for my upcoming fast-paced acerbic variety show, Starving In Hollywood, is up – watch it now!
Is your life suffering a dearth of men in bikinis, dildos or Satan? Fear no more – Starving in Hollywood is coming to your internets!
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When I moved to LA six months ago I was excited to furnish and equip my new heaven. I set out on my shopping sprees, browsing the much-needed goods, but leaving empty-handed and disappointed. All because of that niggling thought in the back of my head… “I can get it cheaper online.”
My roommate has a coffee maker. An old, dirty, rusty and scary coffee maker I refuse to use. That thing is ancient. But I have a degree. Nay, even two; so I put my creative mind to work to overcome the challenge of brewing coffee.
Sometimes I feel we got tricked, duped, with that internet and all. Back in the day, we were promised the information super-highway, connecting people from distant lands in a matter of seconds, and all the grotesque and obscure pornography you could ever yearn for. But the more I read the internet, the more it seems a ruse, a clever mechanism that feeds on us. On our anger.